Let's talk — call or text 408-442-4136 South Shore, MA · remote · UTC-5
Entrepreneurial data, AI & GTM consulting

Fortune 500 data skills, scaled down for the corner store.

I bring twenty years of experience at the leading edge of emerging business intelligence and process automation, from Tableau & Alteryx to Databricks & Anthropic. I've deployed data-driven dashboards and BI for the Fortune 500, and our mom and pop grocery shop down the street. Let's guide your business through the next phase of its growth together.

// pressure-tested on enterprises large and small. Efficient, cost-effective analytics & AI-powered automation, custom-built for your unique business.

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What I can do for you

Hands-on by default, from the whiteboard to the thing actually running.

Most "AI strategy" stops at a slide deck. I bring you the working version, then help you decide whether it earns a place in your business.

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Emerging tech evaluation & POCs

I assess new platforms across AI, agentic systems, and data infrastructure for real-world fit, and prove them with a pilot before you commit budget to scale. You get an honest read on what's real and what's a demo.

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Data engineering & integration

Making disparate systems talk to each other. Pipelines, Databricks, REST APIs, and the unglamorous plumbing of getting your data into one place you can actually trust.

03

Analytics & decision support

Custom dashboards built to drive a decision and run your business. Want them in your email every morning? No problem. The goal is a number you can act on Monday morning, with the data to back it up.

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Fractional sales engineering

For vendors: technical discovery with CIOs and architects, repeatable POC workflows, demo and value-capture muscle. I've led SE teams and ranked first in the company for new-business ACV, and I'll bring that to your pipeline.

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AI tooling enablement

Helping your team actually adopt agentic workflows and tools like Claude Code, the way I use them every day, so the productivity story stops being a promise and starts being a habit.

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A straight answer

Truth be told, the most useful thing I do is tell you when something isn't worth it. I'll quantify the pain, propose the smallest thing that moves the needle, and we win together or not at all.

Things I've actually shipped

Things I've built across retail, games, and data.

The common thread: making systems that weren't designed to talk to each other do exactly that, then turning the result into something a person can use.

Games · Systems · Billing

BrnzyBot

A containerized Discord bot for World-of-Warcraft — TBC classic communities, running on a free-tier cloud box, featuring a MIP solver for optimized equipment decisions, and log parsing for constructive play advice, all wired to subscription billing through a Merchant of Record. A small, fun example of the whole loop: product, infrastructure, practical decision-making advice to optimize your game experience.

// Discord · GCP · Polar webhooks
Retail · Data integration

Three Sisters Provisions

A specialty grocery on Boston's South Shore where the day-to-day reality is data scattered across point-of-sale, inventory, and ordering systems that were never meant to agree, built on best-in-class technology: Databricks on GCP, with batch ingestion nightly, medallion architecture, and forecasting the next month's revenue using Meta's open source Prophet model, a cutting-edge forecasting model designed for exactly this kind of use case. Reports land in my wife's email, helping her make stockout decisions and predict staffing requirements.

// POS · inventory · reconciliation
AI · Local inference

The home cluster

Four machines, substantial combined VRAM, partly run on solar. I use it to run local models and pressure-test agentic tooling on my own dime, which is how I form opinions on this stuff that are worth paying for.

// Ollama · local LLMs · solar
The receipts

What the work actually looks like, in numbers.

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BrnzyBot users served
Done-for-you

A website for your business, without the agency runaround.

A clean, fast landing page with your contact info, built and hosted by me. You see it before you pay a dime, and you're never locked in.

Free mockup · $250 one-time to deploy

Small-business landing page

A single, professional page for your business: what you do, how to reach you, and the credibility to be taken seriously online. I build a free mockup first, so you see exactly what you're getting. If you love it, $250 puts it live on your own domain. No retainer, cancel any time.

Get a free mockup →

// then pick a yearly plan to keep it running. no commitment, change tiers any time.

Hosting
$100/yr
  • Hosting, SSL & uptime
  • Edits billed time & materials
  • Updates within 5 business days
Managed
$845/yr
  • Everything in Care
  • 12 content edits a year included
  • Additional edits time & materials
  • Next-business-day turnaround
  • Quarterly analytics report & SEO upkeep
Small things I sell directly

Products and a tip jar.

Side projects that earned their own checkout. No store software, just hosted checkout links that handle the tax so I don't have to.

Coming soon $4 / month

BrnzyBot Plus

The premium tier for the Discord bot: priority commands, custom triggers, and the features that take real compute to run. Billed monthly through Polar, cancel any time.

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Pay what you like

Support the build

If something I made or wrote saved you an afternoon, you can throw a few dollars at the GPU electric bill. No fee skimmed off the top, it all goes to the cluster (and, occasionally, ice cream sandwiches).

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Let's have a chat

Got a thing that should work and doesn't? Let's talk.

I take on projects, fractional engagements, and the occasional "can you just tell me if this is real" advisory call. I'm on the South Shore and work remotely, and I'm happy to start with a no-pressure conversation about what you're trying to do.