Available for new work South Shore, MA · remote · UTC-5
Entrepreneurial data, AI & GTM consulting

Fortune 500 data skills, scaled down for the corner store.

I bring twenty years of experience at the leading edge of emerging business intelligence and process automation, from Tableau & Alteryx to Databricks & Anthropic. I've deployed data-driven dashboards and BI for the Fortune 500, and our mom and pop grocery shop down the street. Let's guide your business through the next phase of its growth together.

// pressure-tested on enterprises large and small. Efficient, cost-effective analytics, custom-built for your unique business.

$0M
New ACV led, single team
0%
Of quota, FY24
$0M
Pipeline, first 6 months
What I can do for you

Hands-on by default, from the whiteboard to the thing actually running.

Most "AI strategy" stops at a slide deck. I bring you the working version, then help you decide whether it earns a place in production.

01

Emerging tech evaluation & POCs

I assess new platforms across AI, agentic systems, and data infrastructure for real-world fit, and prove them with a pilot before you commit budget to scale. You get an honest read on what's real and what's a demo.

02

Data engineering & integration

Making disparate systems talk to each other. Pipelines, Databricks, REST APIs, and the unglamorous plumbing of getting your data into one place you can actually trust.

03

Analytics & decision support

Custom dashboards built to drive a decision and run your business. Want them in your email every morning? No problem. The goal is a number you can act on Monday morning, with the data to back it up.

04

Fractional sales engineering

For vendors: technical discovery with CIOs and architects, repeatable POC workflows, demo and value-capture muscle. I've led SE teams and ranked first in the company for new-business ACV, and I'll bring that to your pipeline.

05

AI tooling enablement

Helping your team actually adopt agentic workflows and tools like Claude Code, the way I use them every day, so the productivity story stops being a promise and starts being a habit.

06

A straight answer

Truth be told, the most useful thing I do is tell you when something isn't worth it. I'll quantify the pain, propose the smallest thing that moves the needle, and we win together or not at all.

Things I've actually shipped

Things I've built across retail, games, and data.

The common thread: making systems that weren't designed to talk to each other do exactly that, then turning the result into something a person can use.

Games · Systems · Billing

BrnzyBot

A containerized Discord bot for streamer communities, running on a free-tier cloud box and wired to subscription billing through a Merchant of Record. A small, real example of the whole loop: product, infrastructure, and a payment lands then a feature unlocks.

// Discord · GCP · Polar webhooks
Retail · Data integration

Three Sisters Provisions

A specialty grocery on Boston's South Shore where the day-to-day reality is data scattered across point-of-sale, inventory, and ordering systems that were never meant to agree. The work is the integration nobody sees and everybody depends on.

// POS · inventory · reconciliation
AI · Local inference

The home cluster

Four machines, substantial combined VRAM, partly run on solar. I use it to run local models and pressure-test agentic tooling on my own dime, which is how I form opinions on this stuff that are worth paying for.

// Ollama · local LLMs · solar
The receipts

A career measured in numbers, mostly other people's revenue.

$0M
New ACV led (51% uplift)
#0
In company for new-biz ACV
0%
Of quota, FY24
$0M
In sales, FY24
$0M
Pipeline in 6 months
0+
Concurrent deal cycles
0
Person team, scaled from 4
0%
Regional quota, 4 quarters
Small things I sell directly

Products and a tip jar.

Side projects that earned their own checkout. No store software, just hosted checkout links that handle the tax so I don't have to.

Coming soon $4 / month

BrnzyBot Plus

The premium tier for the Discord bot: priority commands, custom triggers, and the features that take real compute to run. Billed monthly through Polar, cancel any time.

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Pay what you like

Support the build

If something I made or wrote saved you an afternoon, you can throw a few dollars at the GPU electric bill. No fee skimmed off the top, it all goes to the cluster (and, occasionally, ice cream sandwiches).

Buy me a coffee
Let's have a chat

Got a thing that should work and doesn't? Let's talk.

I take on projects, fractional engagements, and the occasional "can you just tell me if this is real" advisory call. I'm on the South Shore and work remotely, and I'm happy to start with a no-pressure conversation about what you're trying to do.